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Cheese is good. Cheese is fun.

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The ‘latest news’ section on cnn.com this morning looked like this:

Why do the mean firefighters want to hurt the puppies?

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Deucenet has a new look! Hooray! Let me know what you think.

Deucenet has also had many other major upgrades today, such as an updated version of WordPress, an updated MySQL database, and vastly improved spam comment filters. I also fixed a bug that kept my custom 404 page from loading correctly, and set the background as fixed. And lastly, I made it so the individual columns are set as a percentage of the window width (they used to be a set number of pixels). This will cause the columns to scale accordingly as you resize your browser window. Again, let me know what you think of the changes!

Edit: Ok, I just put in something else. You can now sign up for a deucenet.com account using the link in the sidebar to the right. This will allow you to not have to fill in all of your information every time you post a comment. Also, if you’re good, I might even promote you to be able write new posts! Wow!

Another Edit: After much massaging of the code, I have made Deucenet “Widget Aware” as those at Wordpress are calling it.  This means that the sidebar you see to the right is dynamic, and I can drop widgets in and out easily.  It’s very exciting.  I now have real time stats over there, showing how many people are currently looking at this website, what the last 5 search terms were that found a hit on this site (from Google, Yahoo, etc.).  Ok, I swear this is the last edit to this post.

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I don’t know why, but I find this article amusing. The fact that it actually made the cnn.com homepage makes it even funnier.

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I refuse to brush my teeth with anything other than Sparkle Fun Flavor.

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I am now a proud owner of Pro Tools LE, the Digidesign Mbox 2 Mini, an AKG Perception 200 Condenser Microphone, and will soon have a MacBook Pro. So hopefully I’ll be posting some quality recordings soon.

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Well I received an email addressed to the webmaster address at the bottom of this page, and the sender is a huge tool. Here’s what he said: (I have censored it)

I would like you to remove your website immediately.
I have a far better idea than your
s*****, mediocre blog.
You are not good at guitar.
I need the webname your using alot more than you do
you p****.

This was sent by a guy named Chris Pacheco, who apparently is too dumb to use some anonymity when sending me some flame, as I now have his email address. Here it is: whalesharkcore@hotmail.com

Everyone who reads this should send him hate mail.

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Hooray.

Today is my birthday.

Today is Deucenet’s birthday.

I am now 23.

Deucenet is now 2.

Hooray.

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In my travels on the internet I came across this video. It is a PSA from 1990 telling kids not to do drugs. The best part about it is that it stars all of your favorite cartoon characters! It has the ninja turtles, bugs bunny, kermit the frog, garfield, and many more! It’s so cheesy that I laughed through the entire thing. Enjoy.

Cartoon All Stars to the Rescue

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In case you don’t know, John Petrucci is the guitar player for the band Dream Theater, and he’s pretty much one of the best guitar players ever. He has released some instructional DVDs, which I’ve always found funny because pretty much nobody will ever be able to play like him. Someone else shares my opinion as well and actually dubbed in different words over these DVDs to make fun of it. The result? Hilarity. Here is some linkage for your enjoyment:

John Petrucci Phycho Execises 1

John Petrucci Phycho Execises 2

John Petrucci Phycho Execises 3

John Petrucci Phycho Execises 4

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