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Wow, busyness as of late has kept me from deucenet! Upsetting, I know. Anyways, here’s something to keep you thinking: If you were on a deserted island with no supplies but you were made of cheese…. would you eat yourself? And if so, what kind of cheese would you prefer to be made of?
Another thing: The past few times I’ve been to Walmart I’ve noticed a strange thing: Everytime I see an employee in the store, there is a second employee right by them. They travel in twos. Not only this, but these groups of two have a very specific make up. The person who is the obvious leader of the group is always an older woman who is wearing far too much makeup. The subordinate to this almost clown-looking person is always a younger woman who is severly overweight. Has Walmart found that this combination is superior for inducing the customers to purchase more merchandise? Have they found that it keeps customers coming back for more? Is it some strange part of a very bizarre CRM system that Walmart has implemented? Only time will tell.
Well in regards to the first riddle (humerous): the is obvously no and gouda. I would be made of gouda cheese becuase of its high concentrations of “goud” pronounced (and sometimes referred to) as “good”. The reason I would not eat myself to survive is simple: if i was made of gouda, I would never have been able to get to the island becuase i would have inherently eaten myself the moment I beacame composed entirely of this fabulous cheese.
For riddle two (humerous): After reading the scientific article: “Studies in paring of employees in mass-retail chains” I learned that this old-young; thin/short-large’n'large paring is a way that the business (in this case WalMart) can show how it “encourages” a “diverse” workplace. Some argue that it is because only retiree’s that lost their money in vegas and people who support keeping welfare the way it is would work at a business like the afformentiond retail giant; however after being questioned WalMart did offically state that the reason was infact the same as the theory I drew from the article.
Answer to riddle 2 (serious): ever since one of these “couple” cursed at me when I politly asked where I could find the stationary supplies I refuse to enter the store. They could have the Tarp Cyborg himself working the front end and I would wait outside until he was off shift, congratulate him for being the Tarp Cyborg (and ask him how exaclty he melted beef) then destroy him for supporting such a corporation.
yours for the pondering,
James
Destruction of the Tarp Cyborg? Blasphemy!
james is cool haha i liked his responses