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Wow, busyness as of late has kept me from deucenet! Upsetting, I know. Anyways, here’s something to keep you thinking: If you were on a deserted island with no supplies but you were made of cheese…. would you eat yourself? And if so, what kind of cheese would you prefer to be made of?

Another thing: The past few times I’ve been to Walmart I’ve noticed a strange thing: Everytime I see an employee in the store, there is a second employee right by them. They travel in twos. Not only this, but these groups of two have a very specific make up. The person who is the obvious leader of the group is always an older woman who is wearing far too much makeup. The subordinate to this almost clown-looking person is always a younger woman who is severly overweight. Has Walmart found that this combination is superior for inducing the customers to purchase more merchandise? Have they found that it keeps customers coming back for more? Is it some strange part of a very bizarre CRM system that Walmart has implemented? Only time will tell.